P.S. delicious with mimolette cheese at 10pm
Monday, December 29, 2008
Bread Success (Pretty Much!)!
P.S. delicious with mimolette cheese at 10pm
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Thousand-year old egg, anyone?
We had a proper Chinese/Taiwanese meal, legitimized by three Taiwanese guests fresh off the plane plus too-legit-to-quit pork belly A-chen and my half-claim-to-Taiwanese self. That makes for 4.5 of us right? We started off with pickled radishes, thousand year old egg and tofu, and green onion pancakes. I don't think many people are aware of Chinese cold dishes but they are a norm in any Chinese household. A made her famed hong shau rou, a recipe she snatched from her pops. The pork tender, the sauce addictingly sweet and all in all "salty as fuck" (as Allison likes to put it)-- it is delicious on top of rice. The rice, should be noted, is incredibly important--short grain and a tad sticky-- as the sauce should cling to the rice (like white on rice). I say this because I messed up the rice and bad rice is not acceptable nor salvageable!
Also on the menu included a vegetarian dish of bean curd, shiitake mushrooms, bamboo shoots, and green peas; sauteed Taiwanese spinach with garlic and ginger; shrimp sauteed in a shitload of olive oil and butter; a cold noodle dressed in sesame oil, black vinegar, soy sauce and hot chili garlic sauce topped with canned tuna/salmon/sardines (really, we had a choice of all three and it was surprisingly good); and lastly, E contributed a Korean-Chinese dish, Kimchi fried rice. I'm missing some pictures but I was too eager to eat...sorry!






Sunday, December 21, 2008
Veggie Pot Pie 2008
Anyways, this is great
Ingredients:
- one block cream cheese
- any other cheeses (we used cheddar, feta, parmesean)
- one zucchini
- one cup mushrooms, sliced or wedges
- 2 medium roma tomatoes, sliced
- 3 garlic cloves
- 1 bell pepper (did you know that in Holland they call it "paprika"?)
- one box frozen puff pastry
- sriracha sauc
- 1 egg
- a tablespoon of crushed nuts (cashews work well)
- dash of basil and oregano
- Defrost puff pastry and pre-heat oven to whatever time the puff pastry box demands.
- Stir-fry the vegetables (minus tomatoes) in oil and sriracha sauce.
- Flatten a couple sheets of puff pastry with a rolling pin or your hands
- Lay out the puff pastry on the bottom of a casserole dish or Dutch oven. Let the edges hang over the side, they will eventually fold over to make a top
- Throw an egg on it and spread it around
- Throw some of veggies on it
- Spread cream cheese throughout, add other cheeses to taste
- Add rest of veggies
- Add crushed nuts for crunch
- Slice tomatoes and add on top
- Sprinkle basil, oregano, salt and pepper
- Add grated parmesan cheese
- Pull the puff pastry edges over to cover
- Bake until the pastry puffs and starts to brown
- Cool a bit, then dig in!
It's not the most photogenic dish, but a wonderful food memory to relive every year nonetheless. You know you love me. XoXo, Gossip Girl
Monday, December 15, 2008
Cheap-Ass Lunches in Taiwan
From the wet market:

From a noodle soup place:

From a pork restaurant:



From a duck vendor:


Top to bottom: duck soup with Chinese herbs; sauteed duck intestines with bean sprouts and scallion
Monday, December 8, 2008
MmmIndian



1 cup all purpose white flour (we used white whole wheat)
1/4 tsp baking powder
1 egg, beaten
1-1.5 TB plain yogurt
Vegetable oil for brushing the dough and for frying
1. Sift flour and baking powder into a bowl.
2. Add egg and mix, slowly adding yogurt.
3. Begin kneading, adding yogurt until dough is soft. Knead for 10 minutes until the dough is smooth.
4. Form into a ball, brush with oil, cover with damp cloth, and keep in warm place for 3 hours.
5. With moistened hands, knead dough again.
6. Put oil in skillet, wok, or karhai, heat over medium flame. Allow oil time to get smoking hot.
7. Divide dough into 8 balls and flatten them. Flour rolling surface and roll balls into 4.5 inch rounds.
8. Drop rounds into oil. As they begin to sizzle, press down on them gently with the back of a slotted spoon. It will puff up. Turn them over and let other side brown lightly. The whole process should take about a minute.
1/2 cup chana dal, cleaned and washed
1 tsp salt
4 TB vegetable oil
1/4 tsp black mustard seeds
1/4 tsp whole cumin seeds
10 fenugreek seeds
2 fresh green chilis (we used serrano)
1 onion, peeled and chopped
1 slice fresh ginger, grated
4 boiled new potatoes, diced to 1/2 in. cubes
1/8 tsp freshly round pepper
3 TB tamarind paste
1. Boil dal with 3 cups water and 1/2 tsp salt. Cover, lower heat, and simmer gently for 1 hour. Drain and set aside.
2. In a skillet, heat oil over medium high flame. When the oil is hot, add mustard cumin, and fenugreek seeds. In a few seconds, as soon as the seeds darken and pop, add green chilis. Turn over once, then add chopped onion and greated ginger. Stir and fry the onions for 4 to 5 minutes.
3. Add boiled dal and boiled potatoes, salt, pepper, tamarind paste. Mix and cook over medium flame for 5 minutes, stirring frequently.
2 cups onions
1 cup cauliflower
1 cup carrots
3/4 cup french beans
1 cup potatoes
3/4 cup green peas
1 cup tomatoes
1 tbsp ginger garlic paste
3 green chillis slit length wise
1 tsp cumin seeds (jeera,jeelakara)
3 cloves
4 green cardamoms
2″ cinnamon stick
1 tsp red chilli pwd
1 tsp coriander pwd
1/2 tsp cumin pwd
1/4 tsp garam masala pwd
2 tbsp brown onion paste (fry 2 sliced onions till brown and make a paste of it)
2 tbsp curd (yogurt)
3 tbsp tomato paste
salt
vegetable oil
coriander leaves for garnishing
For cashewnut paste:
2 tbsp cashewnuts
1 tbsp melon seeds
1 tsp poppy seeds
Soak the cashewnuts, melon seeds and poppy seeds in water for 20 minutes and make a smooth paste. Keep aside.
1. Chop the veggies. Parboil the vegetables except onions and tomatoes adding some salt.
2. Heat 1 tbsp oil in a cooking vessel and add the par-boiled veggies and fry for 3-4 minutes. Keep aside.
3. Heat 2 tbsp oil in a vessel. Add the whole garam masala (spices) and jeera. Let it splutter. Add chopped onions and slit green chillis and fry till transparent.
4. Add ginger garlic paste and fry till oil seperates.
5. Add red chilli pwd, coriander pwd, cumin pwd, and salt. Mix well.
6. Add the chopped tomatotes and fry till oil seperates. You need to stir fry the paste really well.
7. Add the parboiled veggies and mix well. Cover and cook for 2 minutes, .i.e the veggies need to be well coated in this onion-tomato masala.
8. Add the tomato paste and mix well.
9. Add brown onion paste and curds and mix well.
10. Add the cashewnut paste and mix well.Cook covered for 2-3 minutes.
11. Add 1 1/2 cups of water and mix well and cover and cook for 10-12 minutes. Add garam masala pwd and garnish with fresh coriander leaves.
Friday, November 28, 2008
Taiwanese Breakfast
Breakfast is kind of a big deal in Taiwan. From my childhood visits to Taipei, I have wonderful memories of mornings walking down to the breakfast shop next to my grandmother's apartment to fill up a tin can with sweet, steaming hot soymilk and carrying it back with a plastic bag full of greasy delights to be enjoyed at the kitchen table. So, during my recent return to the motherland after more than 10 years, I was insistent on eating authentic Taiwanese breakfast every goddamned day.
The most popular breakfast items in Taiwan are dou jiang (soymilk), and a number of savory starchy items: you tiao (fried dough sticks: light, crispy, and savory, can be dipped into the soymilk), shao bing you tiao (you tiao wrapped in thin, flaky sesame bread), fan tuan (glutinous rice stuffed with you tiao, pork sung, and minced pickles), dan bing (egg pancake), luo buo gao (savory daikon cake, usually includes some ground pork for additional flavor), and man tou/ hua juan (steamed buns in various shapes and sizes).
The most important item is the soymilk, which can be sweet or savory. The sweet version is smooth and creamy, and can be enjoyed hot (served in a bowl with a spoon), or cold (out of a cup with a straw). The savory version is always served hot, curdled with vinegar, and includes minced pickles and chopped you tiao.
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Haiku for the Superior Bagel
and a warm, inside yielding.
New York through and through.
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Vegan Dinner Party?
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Anchor & No Hope
All seriouslyfood-ers were present as we celebrated our 9-5's by spending our hard earned cash on a bottle of bubbles and some fries with eyes. Our anticipations were high on the recently opened, nautical-themed restaurant Anchor & Hope (same owners as Salt House and Town Hall). The decor was cafeteria-chic (or open and lofty), and our service was equally cafeteria-like with 8 different servers waiting on us.
I met Erica and Allison there, who were already clearly sauced up for the night. The minute we received the menu, Allison exclaimed her items of choice, "Pork belly! Bacon wrapped oysters! Fries with eyes! Broccoli rabe! Garlic soup with anchovy tapenade!" After I calmed her down with some gentle taps on the head, we settled on the Angels on Horseback (bacon wrapped oysters), Fries with Eyes (deep fried smelts with remoulade), and a side of broccoli rabe to get those greens in. The seaweed and sea salt garnishings decorating the Angels on Horseback might have been more memorable than the dish itself, which was good but not GREAT. The remoulade accompanying the less than crisp "fries" tasted like a fancy (or not so fancy) version of thousand island. And the side of broccoli rabe, while nice and garlic-buttery, were maybe overcooked? I thought so at least; my problematic-untouching teeth had a difficult time chewing.
All would have been forgiven on the average appetizers (after all, they are appetizers) except that our entrees were just as unremarkable. In retrospect, the appetizers may have been the highlight of the meal. Erica's boullaibaisse was boullai-bad. Allison's lobster pot pie with brandy cream sauce, tasted like buttered brandy (not creamy!) with undercooked celery root and a shred of lobster. I ordered the petrole sole with preserved lemons and almonds after securing that 1) the dish was the server's favorite entree and 2) the preserved lemons did not have a strong presence (after Allison expressed her dislike of the pinesol-tasting slivers). Props for having fish with bones and props for filleting it for me (I knew there had to be a catch when I saw fish with bones on the menu, and we were the only group of Asians). The sliced almonds were a bit distracting as I couldn't differentiate an almond from another fish bone when all mushed up in my mouth (poor fillet job, bud). The fish could have used more flavor, or some salt. I kept eating only in anticipation that the dish would get better (which it didn't). At last our meal ended with earl grey tea on Erica's side and some over-baked gingerbread served with a, as always, less-than-enough scoop of gelato. We went dutch on the bill and signed away a half day's worth of work.
Two blocks away, Erica hurled her boullaibaisse out, and Allison and I left feeling stuffed without an ounce of happiness.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Fergus Henderson's Roasted Bone Marrow and Parsley Salad
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Spain...On the Road Again and Asleep the Whole Time

KQED and KCSM started airing the first episode of "Spain... On the Road Again" in the Bay Area last week. The idea of two respected foodie personalities, Mark Bittman of the NY Times and Mario-need-I-say-more-Batali traveling the hottest food paradise in Europe right now, is, in theory, irresistable. I imagined the two men making countless visits to colorful outdoor markets and tapas bars, learning how to create vivid and mouthwatering dishes from Spanish cooks in their kitchens, and plenty of informative, witty banter about food. Alas, the first episode failed to bring its audience deep into the world of Spanish food, bringing us, instead, deep into comatose.
Where the show really mucks up is the addition of Gwyneth Paltrow and lesser known, but also pretty, Spanish actress Claudia Bassols. Although Gwynie may be somewhat of a foodie, her prissy comments about only eating birds that grew up in the wild and that were slaughtered naturally, and how she's going to gain 10 kilos on the trip were totally irrelevant. I'm not sure why the producers thought it would be a good idea to split Mark and Mario up for most of the episode, forcing each to participate in vapid chit-chat with one of the actresses while driving around the Spanish countryside in Mercedes convertibles. Neither actress had any opinions of value to contribute and watching either of them try to eat is quite painful. The two minutes Mario and Mark did get to spend alone together at a seafood market was unjustly cut short; I found myself grasping for more M&M time. All of this, topped by the constant musical interlude of Willie Nelson's "On the Road Again" (an absolutely inappropriate soundtrack for a Spanish vacation), in places where it seems they just couldn't find enough interesting dialogue to keep audio busy, made watching this show an utter chore.
Monday, September 29, 2008
Korean Chinese Cuisine
1. Side dishes

- (A.) Raw onions served in bite-size pieces. It's an acquired taste. Cover with vinegar and dip in:
- (B.) Black bean sauce
- (C.) Dakwong aka danmuji aka pickled daikon radish
- (D.) Kimchi. I'm not sure if it's a different type of kimchi, but it's different -- not as fermented as the variety usually served in Korean restaurants, milder and saltier

When I was little, servers would often bring out steamed buns at this point. We'd grab those steaming hot, sweet rolls and tear it apart to dip pieces of it into the tangsuyuk sauce, and any other sauce. Maybe it's a kid thing. Or maybe it's an adult thing, suppressing the urge to lick up every single drop of the sweet, sour, spicy tangsuyuk sauce.
3. Ggampoong seh-oo (sweet and sour shrimp, but sweeter and spicier). I can't even find a picture of this but it's good. Also served in an irresistable sauce.

5. Jjajangmyun (aka zjja-jjiang-mIEN! in Mandarin) - noodles in a sweet black bean paste, sliced cucumber on top mandatory. I don't know why we'd order this toward the end of the meal.

6. Obligatory dessert served gratis. 'Cause free stuff (aka suh-bis-uh aka "service" aka the exchange of favors, gifts, and commodities in a fluid, communal understanding) is the Korean way. Usually it would be glazed sweet potato or glazed banana slices. And fortune cookies.

There's something very down-to-earth and even working class about this food. Can't you just imagine the Chinese and Korean workers sitting cross-legged with one leg folded upwards, hovering around steaming bowls of jjampong while the ship bells rang in the Incheon harbor?
Damn, I'm hungry.
Friday, September 19, 2008
Macaron Discipline

Jenn and I attempted making macarons a few weeks ago. Pain in the arse, but satisfying to produce such precious, adorable things. God, did I really just use those words?
The experience led me to conclude that: 1) You shouldn't try stiff-peaking egg whites by hand, even if you have man strength like i do. Get a mixer and spare yourself the embarrassment. 2) Macaron making is all about following rules, and wondering how the suckers would have turned out if you hadn't followed the rules, but being too chicken to not follow the rules. That said, I'm not going to post a recipe, there's plenty of contradicting recipes, step-by-step guides, folk-lore, fairy tales for macarons on the web already. Go confuse yourself. I'd rather just share with you some of the more irritating, rash-inducing, butt-sweat-producing rules that we felt we had to follow to make these mofos:
- Age the egg whites at room temperature overnight. If anyone else has experienced the dizzying, stifling stench of aged egg whites, especially after a hot summer night, holler.
- Sift the ground almond and confectioners sugar. I hate sifting anything.
- After piping the cookies into perfect circles, let them sit for an hour so they can develop "skins." After making macarons, you realize how disgusting they kind of are. Rotten egg whites, skins...
- Of course, measure everything, very exactly. If you're Chinese, there's something fun and novel about practicing your anality and crazy math skills when making cute French pastries, but it soon gets old and you realize the Chinese pretty much based their cuisine around eyeballing stuff, and it's worked for them for centuries; that having to measure things so exactly is masochistic and a little meaningless.
Making macarons is time consuming. Plan for it well; don't drink beer and try to have guests over at the same time. I left Jenn to tend to the macarons at midnight because I couldn't stand it anymore. I had to sleep. Poor girl was up until 1 or 2 in the morning making sure the babies went into the oven and came out at the right time. They were pretty tasty in the end. But were they worth the trouble? I dunno.
Friday, August 29, 2008
Eating Hanoi
A friend who grew up in Hanoi emailed me a list of Vietnamese dishes she insisted I HAD to try while I was there. I printed the email, held it close to my heart and prayed to it at night. Rarely did I find a foreigner eating at any of the street food shops, maybe because of the little stools? Don't be fooled! Normal sized people can sit on them too and not fall.
The streets in Hanoi are small and are specialized in such a way that an entire street of stores sell more or less the same item, which made finding the places listed fairly easy. I only wish I had googled some of the items to figure out what they were beforehand so I wouldn't regret having not tried them!
THE HANOI BIBLE:
- Pho (Pho Suong, ngo Trung Yen, Dinh Liet st; or Pho Cuong, Hang Muoi st, or Bat Dan st, or Pho Hang Giay st). Dont go to fancy restaurants for Pho!!!
- Nem chua ran (Fried fermented pork) ngo Tam Thuong, Hang Bong st. or Hang Chai, near Thanh Quan junior high school. They also have delicious corn and fish
- Cha ca La Vong (Grilled fish), Cha ca st
- Pho cuon, Pho xao - Fried Pho and Pho spring rolls (West lake, Nguyen Khac Hieu st)
- Bun cha - noodles with grilled pork (Hang Manh st)
- Bun oc - noodles with snails (Ngo Cho Dong Xuan)
- Lau ga - Chicken hot pot (18 ngo Hang Chi, Hang Hom st)
- Lau bo - Beef hot pot (Phung Hung st)
- Lau de - Goat hot pot and grilled goat - Dung Rau restaurant, Lang Ha st
- Xoi xeo (sticky rice) - Xoi Yen - Nguyen Huu Huan st
- Doner Kebap - Hang Bac st
- Fried birds - I think its right next to the street Dinh Liet - just ask people around, i cant remember the name of the street
- Banh cuon - this is the perfect breakfast for me - Bao Khanh st
- Bun thang - Hang Hanh st
- Hoa qua dam (mixed fruits) - To Tich st
- Kem Trang Tien (special ice cream of Hanoi) - Trang Tien st
- O Mai (check this out Hang Duong st - Hong Lam shop, u'll love it)
- Banh com ( Hang Than st)
- Snake meat - Le Mat village, Gia Lam
Onto some pictures...
Hoa qua dam (mixed fruits w/ condensed milk)
Che
Kem Trang Tien (special Hanoi ice cream)
I want to go back. Now.
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
mouthfeel

taken from wiki: Mouthfeel is a product’s physical and chemical interaction in the mouth. It is a concept used in many areas related to the testing and evaluating of foodstuffs, such as wine-tasting and rheology. It is evaluated from initial perception on the palate, to first bite, through mastication to swallowing and aftertaste. In wine-tasting, for example, mouthfeel is usually used with a modifier (big, sweet, tannic, chewy, etc.) to the general sensation of the wine in the mouth. Some people, however, still use the traditional term, "texture".
Mouthfeel is often related to a product's water activity, hard or crisp products having lower water activities and soft products having intermediate to high water activities.
Monday, August 25, 2008
3 Dutch Ovens, So Much Chili
1. Sweat onions
2. Brown ground beef and cubed sirloin
3. Stir in canned diced tomatoes & its juice, tomato paste, beer, coffee, beef broth, a tad of brown sugar, and whatever spices & herbs you like (standard is cumin, coriander, bay leaf, chili powder, cayenne, salt, and cocoa powder [gasp!]) Eyeball these ingredients; there's no point in making a science of it.
4. Add canned kidney beans and diced fresh peppers (jalapenos are fine but there's room to get creative).
5. Simmer down
Reheating on a portable stove at camp
This chili is delicious, and I didn't take it as an insult that I had a lot leftover. I brought some to work and ate it in front of my laptop, I moved it around in the fridge, I cried a little. Then, of course, I made chili cheese fries.
